Chinese sick leave:

[phuonghoang]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"


Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legshurt, I no come work."
 
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that."
 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house."

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